HE LOST HIS WHOLE SQUAD.TXT
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LITTLE PIGGY.TXT
https://dogshitradio.gov/babyboy.html
name: babyboy faez dinkletinkle
nicknames: babboy, baby, kitten babydinkle, babby
age: 24 (arr) 26 (ew)
race: it's complicated (sea wolf roegadyn)
gender: nonbinary trans woman
pronouns: she/her, he/him
sexuality: bisexual
job: the warrior of light, traveling mercenary, the azure dragoon, wandering botanist
hobbies: fortune telling, card games, tea ceremonies
motifs: butterflies, lilies of the valley, moogles
patron: halone
radio
r.e.m. - losing my religion
hall and oates - out of touch
sufjan stevens - lady macbeth in chains
earth, wind & fire - september
tv girl - easier to cry
marina - the family jewels
bruno mars - when i was your man
oasis - wonderwall
the scary jokes - friends with you
mitski - liquid smooth
sufjan stevens - fictional california
mika - elle me dit
aisha - the town inside me
classes
history: spent her teen years in ishgard. member of the temple knights during the time of the calamity (and the awakening of her echo ability), summoned back to gridania five years later. serves as a healer in memory of her friends who she was not able to save. wishes she could do infinitely more, in spite of everything
OF THE HOLY BODY.TXT
https://dogshitradio.gov/dawggy.html
name: doggeaux de durendaire
nicknames: dawg, dawggy
age: 22 (arr) 23 (ew)
race: ishgardian elezen
gender: cis man
pronouns: he/him
sexuality: gay
job: freelance summoner, fisherman, moogle mascot costumer
hobbies: reading, sudoku, mahjong
motifs: fish, sharks
patron: halone
radio
kimya dawson - so nice so smart
gameboi - ken doll
passion pit - until we can't (let's go)
sufjan stevens - olympus
the scary jokes - starstruck
fish inside a birdcage - rule #4
lady gaga - bloody mary
slaughter beach, dog - a modern lay
the white stripes - we're gonna be friends
mitski - why didn't you stop me?
hot freaks - puppy princess
sidney gish - imposter syndrome
mika - make you happy
classes
history: born to nobility in house durendaire, one of a pair of twins. younger brother to jannequinard. clashed with family since he could speak, sent out of ishgard after refusing to join the temple knights. currently housed in ul'dah
IMPERIAL NUISANCE.TXT
https://dogshitradio.gov/iulia.html
name: iulia eir octavius
nicknames: jules, julie
age: 18 (arr) 19 (ew)
race: garlean
gender: cis woman
pronouns: she/her
sexuality: lesbian
job: former decemvir, mailwoman
hobbies: fighting, gunsmithing, swordplay, fencing
motifs: large dogs, eyes, blood
patron: none
radio
lady gaga - donatella
tv girl - birds don't sing
beck - loser
marina - can't pin me down
butthole surfers - pepper
britney spears - circus
beastie boys - she's crafty
soundgarden - black hole sun
classes
history: faithfully served her proud nation until her father had a personal spat with the crown prince of the empire, and her whole family was exiled. resents her parents and hasn't spoken with them since the incident. on bad terms with most of the other ex-garleans, with the exception of fordola. only recently started training under drusilla to reclaim the garlean art of reaping
VOIDBOUND.TXT
https://dogshitradio.gov/gwenolie.html
name: gwenolie vilauclaire dinkletinkle
nicknames: gwen, winnie, dolly, cousin
age: 19 (arr) 21 (ew)
race: duskwight elezen
gender: transfem
pronouns: she/her
sexuality: lesbian
job: firmament worker
hobbies: fashion
motifs: black cats, stars/space, dice
patron: halone
radio
ladytron- seventeen
life without buildings - the leanover
mother mother - verbatim
greer - bittersweet
kate bush - wuthering heights
lorde - liability
tv girl - blue hair
mook - malmo
sidney gish - sin triangle
the uncluded - delicate cycle
marina - buy the stars
classes
history: an extremely apathetic and dismissive orphan rescued from the brume by aunt and uncle dinkletinkle. either doesn't remember where she came from, or can't be bothered to share. dreams of opening a functional fashion line for ishgard's elite, but she's fine with her current situation. not the type to show up to family gatherings
SHEPHERD TO THE STARS.TXT
https://dogshitradio.gov/eurydice.html
name: eurydice
nicknames: izzy, alpha, azem
age: ?
race: ancient
gender: transfem
pronouns: she/her, they/them
sexuality: lesbian
job: former bureau worker, seat of azem
hobbies: exploration, writing, handicrafts
motifs: daisies, mandarins, the sun
radio
norma tanega - you're dead
mazie - dumb dumb
andrew bird - sisyphus
jordana - summer's over
regina spektor - folding chair
kimya dawson - i like giants
anaïs mitchell - flowers (eurydice's song)
sufjan stevens - back to oz
robbie williams - candy
mitski - remember my name
sidney gish - vaudeville
sufjan stevens - reach out
lorde - fallen fruit
classes
history: one of three chosen to fill the seat of azem. always seen having some kind of argument with her coworkers, especially the two she shares her job with. sundered into innumerable shards by hydaelyn. thousands of years later, in the present day, moonlighting on the source as babyboy
VOIDBOUND.TXT
https://dogshitradio.gov/orpheus.html
name: orpheus
nicknames: phea
age: ?
race: ancient
gender: trans woman
pronouns: she/her
sexuality: lesbian
job: bureau of the architect desk worker
hobbies: composition, poetry, daydreaming
motifs: lyre, the moon
radio
darren korb - lament of orpheus
mitski - last words of a shooting star
sufjan stevens - murder and crime
tv girl - it almost worked
anaïs mitchell - wedding song
edison lighthouse - love grows
sufjan stevens - futile devices
weezer - only in dreams
peach pit - drop the guillotine
tmbg - birdhouse in your soul
sufjan stevens - death with dignity
classes
history: almost never seen speaking, but respected among her coworkers for her work ethic and dedication. sees her job as a means to an end, her true passion lies in songwriting. nervous and shy to a fault, but has a few close friends who understand her regardless. soul destroyed in the sundering